MESSAGE %(msg): %{date} \
%<(nodate{date})CAN'T PARSE DATE%|\
(%<(dst{date})DAYLIGHT%|STANDARD%> time)\n\
 Official: %(tws{date})\n\
 "Pretty": %(pretty{date})\n\
%(clock{date}) seconds since UNIX, %(rclock{date}) seconds before now\
%(void(charleft))%<(gt 125)\n\
DAY|WEEKDAY  |WDAY|SDAY|MONTH|LMONTH   |MON|YEAR|HOUR|MIN|SEC\n\
%(day{date})|%9(weekday{date})|%4(wday{date})|%4(sday{date})|\
%5(month{date})|%9(lmonth{date})|%3(mon{date})|%4(year{date})|\
%4(hour{date})|%3(min{date})|%3(sec{date})%>%>\n